SCENE 1: The Ranch early this morning.
ME: Mum I fell of Tia today and wrenched my groin / leg bone-conected-to-the-hip-bone thingy. I’m in pain. Do you have any Advil or other such intra-muscular feel better medication?
MUM: I have robaxacet, do you want one or two?
ME: (Not being overly familiar with robaxacet ME tentatively takes one and pockets a second one for later.)
Fade to black.
SCENE 2: Helicopter Job.
ME sits in front of computer screen blankly starring. Enter TBF.
ME: I think I’m high
TBF: Ok, bye.