Scene: Late one night in GermanG’s living room. The T.V. is on, GermanG and jfeldt are drinking 2 month old Petite Verdot.
GG: Do you twit?
ME: [sputtering wine into my glass] What?!
GG: You know, do you… twit?
ME: Ha! It’s tweet you twat and no.
GG and ME fall into fits of hysterical laughter.